Monday 18 April 2011

The 30 Day Gamers Challenge

Day 1 - The Game That Got You Hooked on Gaming




I remember vividly spending hours at a time after school playing Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2, the game that not only got me spending ages at a time playing it, but also kicking off a love of skateboarding games. It's a shame, though, that the series went so far downhill after American Wasteland, and then a couple of years later, EA's Skate came on the scene and I've never played a Hawk game since. I bought THPS2 this morning from eBay, and can't wait for it to arrive.

Day 2 - Your Favourite Game Ever




If you don't like spending a lot of time watching cutscenes, then Metal Gear Solid 4 is most definitely not the game for you. If you do, however, then by God, are you in for a treat. The game's probably got one of the most engaging storylines I've ever seen, and it's one of the few games that's made me actively care about what happens to the characters. I couldn't think of a better way for Solid Snake to bow out. It's also the prime reason I bought a PS3 after my Xbox died on its arse.

Day 3 - Your Favourite Arcade Game




Metal Slug, probably one of the best arcade games ever, always reminds me to the Megazone. If I wasn't downing a bottle of orange-flavoured Panda Pops, munching an ever-present hot dog or looking at the scoreboards to see how badly I'd played, then you could see me playing this.

Day 4 - Your Favourite PC Game


At times, Football Manager 2009 has been the bane of my existence. Every time I start with a new team, I either do amazingly for 5 seasons before the save file corrupts itself, or I just ruin every team I join. Sadly, the second option happens far more often than the first.

Day 5 - Your Favourite Console Game

Metal Gear Solid 4. It is my favourite game, after all.

Day 6 - Your Favourite Game Intro/Teaser/Trailer


I looked forward to Grand Theft Auto IV so much after this first trailer came out. It said so little, but promised so much.

Day 7 - Your Favourite Fighting Game


To be perfectly honest, any one of the Tekken series could have been here, but I picked Tekken 6 because there's so many characters to choose from, and the game looks amazing. Very much looking forward to Marvel vs Capcom 3, though.

Day 8 - Your Favourite Third Person Game


Because you can play Metal Gear Solid 4 in first person as well, the honours here go to Grand Theft Auto  IV. Trying to escape the police with a five-star wanted level while driving a bus never gets old.

Day 9 - Your Favourite Console


The Playstation 3 takes this one, not only because it's the console I'm currently using, but because it plays Blu-rays, has free online play, you can't get Metal Gear Solid 4 for anything else and it has a huge hard drive. Top-notch!

Day 10 - Your Favourite FPS Game


As good as Modern Warfare 2 and Black Ops are, their campaign modes kinda suck, given that the stories make no sense whatsoever. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, however, has not only a story that is impressive, gameplay that's easy to pick up and play, but a nightmare to finish on the highest difficulty levels, but also contains the stellar multi-player that spawned a thousand inferior knock-offs.

Day 11 - Your Favourite Game Soundtrack


Nowadays, whenever a decent game has a soundtrack, they end up just having a crappy selection, with maybe one or two great songs in it, in order to appeal to the widest audience possible. Anamanaguchi's soundtrack to Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: The Game does the exact opposite, and I love it for that very reason, among others.

Day 12 - Your Favourite Survival Horror


Yeah, the Resident Evil games are alright, but I just found them difficult more than anything else. Dead Space, on the other hand, is totally solid, but it's scary as hell, and even though I never actually got round to finishing it, I jumped out of my seat on a number of occasions. It's like The Terminator: once I finish it, I'll never play it again. Except I'm now almost 20 years old, and being wee isn't an excuse for being scared shitless anymore.

Day 13 - Your Favourite Driving Game


Both Burnout Paradise and Race Driver: GRID are both so different games, I really can't choose between the two of them, so I've picked both. GRID's much more of a racing simulator, focusing on circuit-based races, but Burnout Paradise is way more of an informal game, which actively encourages you to crash and make as much damage as possible. And I love both in equal measure.

Day 14 - Your Favourite Handheld System


Even though I haven't played the PSP in aaaaaages, it's still way better than the DS, because of its graphics, games, memory stick capability and Internet browser. Plus, it has a fair few Metal Gear Solid games for it too, so there's another reason to love it!

Day 15 - Your Favourite Game Character


Solid Snake. You'll never find a cooler person. Really. That's an open challenge, by the way. 

Day 16 - Your Favourite Shoot 'em up


Grand Theft Auto IV's aiming system's what makes this my choice. With so many other games dying on their arse because you can't shoot properly, it's an important reason as to the game's success. Even though it might not be strictly a shoot 'em up, it's one of the very few games in which firing a rocket launcher into a crowd of chasing police is fun.

JUST TO BE VERY CLEAR, I'M NOT A PSYCHOPATH. HONEST.

Day 17 - Your Favourite Online Game


Like I said before, Call of Duty 4's multiplayer is probably the most fun to play, when there isn't some 12 year-old dick camping or shouting over his headset, that is.

Day 18 - Your Favourite Handheld Game


Set just after Metal Gear Solid 3, Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops is the best PSP game I've ever played. The sequel, Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker, comes a very close second though. You can tell I'm very much a massive fan of MGS.

Day 19 - Your Favourite RPG


The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion is the RPG (after Final Fantasy VIII) that I've spent the most time playing, primarily because it's amazing, but also because there's so many ways to play the game, and the in-game area is gigantic. I can say that because I've found myself lost on multiple occasions. The expansion packs are really rather good as well.

Day 20 - Your Favourite Facebook Game

I don't have one, because I don't play them. The fact that you can buy Facebook gift cards in WH Smith, just so you can buy more cows in FarmVille or something like that horrifies me. Also, considering that Zynga, the company that makes it (and Mafia Wars) is worth over $850million shows how much money you can get for giving idiots something to do. 

Day 21 - Your Favourite Simulation Game

I'd say that would be Football Manager 2009 again, because it's such an immersive game and has so many statistics and options that you can't help but lose yourself in the game.

Day 22 - Your Favourite Puzzle Game


Tetris. No game is more addictive, or fun. It's fun in short bursts. It will destroy your mind if you play it for more than 10 minutes at a time.

Day 23 - Your Favourite Free Game

I have a free version of Tetris on my phone, if that counts...

Day 24 - Your Favourite Sports Game


The FIFA series, in the last two years or so, has finally overtaken Pro Evolution Soccer as the best football game on the market. FIFA 11 is definitely far and away better than PES 2011, I'd say...

Day 25 - Your Favourite Music/Family/Social Game


The Beatles: Rock Band is the most fun music game I've played, and it's even better with friends. Sure, there's a couple of songs that weren't included that might have made the game even more superb, but it's still great to play.

Day 26 - Your Favourite Side-Scrolling Beat 'Em Up


Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: The Game came very close to taking this one, but I can't not choose what's clearly one of the major influences on the game: Streets of Rage, on the Mega Drive. When I found an emulator for my laptop, the first thing I did was download the file for Streets of Rage. I'd rarely felt happier.

Day 27 - Your Favourite Platform Game


While the original game was the first PlayStation game I ever owned, Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped was the one I enjoyed playing the most. Come to think of it, Spyro: Year of the Dragon was also one of my all-time favourites. While newcomers like Ratchet and Clank have seemingly taken over as the top platformer, I'll never get tired of playing Warped, so much so that I bought downloaded it from the Playstation Store, along with Crash Team Racing. With the unlockable abilities, fun boss battles and great variation in the gameplay, you can't go wrong with it at all.

Day 28 - What Game Would You Like To See Made Into A Movie?


Yes, I know that a film based on the Uncharted series, which is probably one of the best action-adventure games ever (and it would have been mentioned earlier if there was a category for that), is currently under development, with Mark Wahlberg playing Nathan Drake, and with Joe Pesci and Robert de Niro playing family members (I think). While, yeah, Mark Wahlberg's pretty good, a much better fit for Nathan Drake would have been the similarly-named Nathan Fillion, who actually looks a lot more like the character anyway. 


See what I mean?

Day 29 - Name The Most Over-rated Game




I liked the Resident Evil series, like I mentioned earlier, especially Resident Evil 4. That was an amazing game for the Wii.Even though the games might have a similar control system, I just preferred Resident Evil 4 in every aspect to Resident Evil 5, from the characters, to the speed of the "zombies," to the setting of the game. It was well-received, but I really just didn't like what I played of it.

Day 30 - What's The Next Big Game You're Looking Forward To?




I watched the 12-minute gameplay trailer for Battlefield 3 this afternoon, and Jesus Christ, it's probably the best-looking game I've ever seen on a console. You'll need to watch in 1080p to get the full effect, but it looks fantastic. EA have said they want to try to break Call of Duty's grip on the market with this game. I'm going to go ahead and say that judging from this gameplay trailer - that apparently isn't even the final code for the game - they don't exactly have their work cut out to do it. Here's the trailer, enjoy:



So all in all, there's the insight into myself as a gamer. I'd say there's a pretty varied taste there, but have a go for yourself and see if any of the games tickle your fancy a wee bit. Cheers!

Friday 15 April 2011

The 30 Day Film Challenge

First off, apologies for the current trend of list-based posts I'll be putting up. With songs last time, films on this occasion and games after that, you'll no doubt be looking for something else worth your time. It'll come, don't worry, got some ideas rolling about, you know.

Anyway, here's the 30 Day Film Challenge. I'll put up trailers/favourite scenes from each film, and maybe describe them a bit as well, just to fill it out a bit (well, more than the 30 YouTube videos would fill it out in the first place). So without further ado:

Day 1 - Your Favourite Film

This is actually an incredibly difficult question, but the definitive favourite has to be Almost Famous.


I've written so many times about why that film's amazing, so I won't go into it again. It's not even £3 on Amazon, so here: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Almost-Famous-DVD/dp/B000C4ETDI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1302770436&sr=8-1 BUY IT, ALREADY!

Day 2 - Your Least Favourite Film

I'm not counting films that are so bad, they're hilarious (Student Confidential, Ground Control, I'm looking at you). Instead, I'll show you the trailer from the one film that actually drove me to snapping the DVD in half after I watched it. I present the WORST FILM EVER, 2012. I seriously hope Woody Harrelson and John Cusack only did this for the money.


Oh yeah, I snapped it because SPOILER ALERT Everything turns out OK at the end. HATED that film.

Day 3 - A Film You Watch to Feel Good


Probably one of the best films of last year (and certainly the film I saw the most often), Edgar Wright's Scott Pilgrim vs the World. I honestly can't find a fault with this film, and it was one of the contenders for Day 1, I'll have you know:



Day 4 - A Film You Watch to Feel Down


This also could have been in Day 2, but I would only ever watch The Phantom Menace again if I was being paid a substantial sum of money. Why would I EVER willingly watch something that totally ruined the reputation of what was one of the greatest movie trilogies of all time? With such a great cast, it should have went so, so well. Instead, it had Jar Jar Binks on hand to counteract every positive aspect of the film (of which there are few).



Day 5 - A Film That Reminds You of Someone


Hmm. This might be an odd choice, but Shaun of the Dead somewhat reminds me of myself, in that I too come up with zombie survival plans, albeit with none of them featuring a pub:



Day 6 - A Film That Reminds You of Somewhere


Even though it's totally the wrong place, In Bruges reminds me of the Battlefields trip in school. (We visited Belgium for the day, it's close enough.) I also just wanted an excuse to use this film, I loves it!



Day 7 - A Film That Reminds You of Your Past


As far as I can remember, Toy Story was the first film I ever saw at the cinema, and I remember queuing round the corner of the place to get tickets. There started my love affair with Pixar...



Day 8 - The Film You Can Quote Best


"It's all right, Andy! It's just bolognese!" is probably the best line in Hot Fuzz. I have no idea why, but it just cracks me up...



Day 9 - A Film With Your Favourite Actor


Joseph Gordon-Levitt's the name, and here's a trailer for (500) Days of Summer:



Day 10 - A Film With Your Favourite Actress


Easy A, starring Emma Stone:



Day 11 - A Film By Your Favourite Director


See, I don't really have a favourite director in particular, but if I were forced to give an answer, I'd probably say the Coen Brothers, because they really haven't put a foot wrong for the huge amount of time that they've been making films. Here's the trailer for Raising Arizona:



Day 12 - A Film By Your Least Favourite Director


That has to be Roland Emmerich, without question. Here's Independence Day:



Day 13 - A Guilty Pleasure


Moulin Rouge!, which I haven't actually seen in aaaaaages, but it's a film that I really did not expect to like...



Day 14 - The Film No-one Expected You to Like


"Glen Coco! Four for you, Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!" Yep, it's Mean Girls, probably the best teen high school comedy of all time that isn't Easy A:



Day 15 - The Film That Depicts Your Life


Leaving this one blank on purpose, because the fact remains that no film depicts my life because somehow I haven't yet been the subject of an award-winning biopic...

Day 16 - A Film You Used to Love, But Now Hate


Transformers. Not saying anything else about it, other than the fact that Michael Bay is just about as terrible as Roland Emmerich.



Day 17 - Your Favourite Drama Film


The Lives of Others, because there's going to be something else in Day 26. Shame that the guy playing Wiesler died a few months after the film won Best Foreign Language Film at the Oscars.



Day 18 - Your Favourite Comedy Film


The video below has the subtitle "Funny Bits," but that doesn't do This Is Spinal Tap justice. The entire thing's just pure genius, and watching it NEVER gets old. I'm making it my mission in life to one day find the bootleg 4+ hour version of the film. You cannot dislike this film.





Day 19 - Your Favourite Romantic Film


Now I'm really not a fan of romantic comedies in the traditional sense, primarily because THEY SUCK. So here's Definitely, Maybe, a film that kind of turns the genre on its head, with Ryan Reynolds telling his daughter (Abigail Breslin) about how he met her mother, and getting her to guess which of the three women it was. Great film.



Day 20 - Your Favourite Action Film



Because the main character inspired Solid Snake, and it goes to show you that you can to a hell of a lot with a tiny budget, my favourite action film is John Carpenter's Escape From New York:


Day 21 - Your Favourite Sci-Fi/Fantasy Film

While James Cameron's Terminator 2: Judgment Day came so, so close to getting this one, the best sci-fi film (and also the best sequel) of all time has to be Irvin Kershner's The Empire Strikes Back, which has a twist ending that M. Night Shyamalan could only have dreamed of having, and yes, Star Wars is really, really good, but Empire was the one film in the trilogy that I loved above the other two:


Day 22 - Your Favourite Horror Film

While this may not have been a horror film, per se, I've only ever watched The Terminator once, when I was about 6, I'm sure. And due to the fact that it scared me shitless, I'll probably never watch it again. It's the metal skeletons chasing Sarah Connor that did it for me. Even remembering it while I type this is giving me the shivers.


Day 23 - Your Favourite Thriller/Mystery Film


Dead Man's Shoes, by Shane Meadows, is just fantastically well-directed. There's twists abound, but best of all, Paddy Considine's performance is out of this world. Love this film.



Day 24 - Your Favourite Animated of Children's Film


I won't count Toy Story 3, because it made me cry. But because of the connection I've always had for Roald Dahl's books, Fantastic Mr Fox takes home the prize, because you don't see enough real character in animation these days (outside of Pixar), and I've always had a soft spot for stop motion films!



Day 25 - Your Favourite Documentary Film


Some Kind of Monster, the film that focuses on Metallica during the production of the often-slated St. Anger, actually makes me appreciate the album more, because it shows how close the band actually came to splitting during its production. Plus it's got Metallica in it, so what's not to like? But Lars Ulrich is a whiny little dick for pretty much all of the film.



Day 26 - Your Favourite Foreign Language Film


Goodbye! Lenin came very close to taking this one, as did Park Chan-Wook's terrifying Oldboy, but it has to go to Robert Rodriguez's debut, El Mariachi. Filmed on a tiny budget, part of which was financed by volunteering for medical experiments, I'm sure, it was the first foreign film I remember watching, and I still have it on VHS. It was pretty much remade in the much better-known Desperado, but I prefer this, and it's better than Once Upon A Time In Mexico by a country mile.



Day 27 - Your Favourite Independent Film


I could have went with Jean-Claude Van Damme's JCVD here, but instead this one's going to go to Kevin Smith's Clerks, not because it's a great film (which it isn't, not really anyway), but because it was the first American indie I ever saw that had a miniscule budget pretty much on par with El Mariachi, and the fact that Smith sold all of his comics and maxed out many, many credit cards to make the budget is a pretty good example of commitment to your craft.



Day 28 - The Most Obscure Film You've Seen


Without a doubt, this one has to go to Student Confidential. With a totally and utterly misleading poster:


(there's no assault rifles, or maces, in sight in this film), to the casting of Michael Jackson and Michael Douglas' far less successful brothers, this film is almost guaranteed to be one you've never heard of. That is, unless you've seen this, the worst ending in the history of cinema:



Day 29 - Your Favourite Film As A Kid


I think that one would still go to Toy Story again, primarily because it was the first film I ever saw on a big screen...

Day 30 - Your Favourite Film This Time Last Year


It has to be Matthew Vaughn's Kick-Ass:



Hopefully you'll check out a couple of the films there, if you haven't seen them already, that is!

Darren out, saying I want to tell you something I do know about: How to make inordinate amounts of money in the world of business!