Saturday, 23 January 2010

5 Signs Something Very Bad Is Happening...

1) I've signed up to Twitter.

2) I read an article on Cheryl Cole in this month's Q and didn't vomit. Maybe it's because she doesn't like David Cameron.

3) I watched a film (Shortbus) from start to finish given to me by SOME VERY HORRIBLE PEOPLE which featured, rather graphically I might add: orgies, vibrating eggs, some guy wanking then crying because he may or may not have been a man-ho. I did not like this film. Kev Hughes and Graham Lawson, you manky bastards.

4) I haven't written any more of my script in two weeks. I need to get a move on.

5) David Cameron appears to be very likely to become the UK's next Prime Minister. God help us.

There we are. My own personal hell, and it's actually happening. At least I can read The Road, and be glad of the fact that I'm not living in a post-apocalyptic universe. Yet.

Darren out, saying put the crazies on the street, give them guns and feed them meat...

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Now playing: Blur - Strange News From Another Star
via FoxyTunes

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